I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman crot an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread memek – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and crot that women were prone to bokep what they crot described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a porn woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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