I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a bokeh stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby porn room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she porn rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman memek an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of bokep decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex bokep as bokeh genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile bokep male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days bokep editing The Erotic bokeh Review magazine, porn female contributors memek regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on porn an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel bokep bokeh happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order porn to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual bokeh memek yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If bokeh you’re memek a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the bokeh need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.
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